Bohdi has had the flu all week, so I have not seen him. I HAVE had time to catch up on all of my DVR’d shows, including Grey’s Anatomy, which completely RUINED my “sex on the beach” fantasy. You know, Dr. Bailey, if you want to be mean to first years and interns, that’s your prerogative, but with this monologue, you have gone too far!
“I had sex once on my honeymoon, one time on the very first night. We arrived in the Bahamas and my husband wanted to have sex not in our well appointed suite but on the beach, so off to the beach we went and we had sex and I got sand up in my cookie, yes, a vagina full of sand that gave me a bad bad infection and a trip to the local doctor who confirmed the infection and also diagnosed a few sand flea bites on my boo-tock, yeah, his word, boo-tock. He also went on to say that my boo-tock would go on to become very itchy and he was right. So, a painful infection and an itchy boo-tock are what I had on my honeymoon, so no, I am not a fan of the beach or a pole or anywhere at this point I am a fan of a bed.” – Dr. Miranda Bailey
Does anybody watch the movies or the Bachelor for that matter? It all makes a roll on the beach look so romantic. I had dreams of going to a tropical island with its white sand and clear blue water, and having a night to remember under a meteor shower… okay, maybe the meteor shower is pushing it, but come on! There’s something so peaceful about the beach at night, when the water is warm (I’m on the East coast at the moment, that West coast water is another story!), and the moon is full. How could Dr. Bailey turn it all around making it gross, painful, and itchy?!?
Do I buy into this television madness? Or do I poll my readers to find out if it’s still a possibility? Come on there have to be people who’ve successfully (and by that I mean without infection and flea bites) had a romantic romp on the beach! Maybe a few mosquito bites if they started at dusk, but other than that, there has got to be a reason why the rest of the media keeps perpetuating this fantasy, right?
You tell me… hold on to the hope of a sexy beach fantasy or avoid sand in the cookie at all costs?
I have had sex on the beach and simply cannot imagine how that happened unless you are having sex with some sort of sand-digging beast. Don’t worry. Make that fantasy come true. It is definitely fun. And, if you throw a blanket or big towel under you, then you are in even better shape. Enjoy! Katherine.
I thought Sex on the Beach was an alcoholic drink. 🙂
Well Jess, I guess you just might find out if your fantasy will be reality once Bodhi gets over the flu! That’s another infection you really don’t want to get!
So, I haven’t seen this episode yet — we are several behind in the UK. I am LOL over “boo-tock”! My two cents — SOTB is like the Mile High Club — fun in theory, but logistically challenging. 🙂
I have to admit I have not, however, I have it on good authority the life guard shacks are unlocked.
== John ==
I’m with Sue – thought it was a drink. And I’m also with you – that monologue ruins it! 🙂
I tried it. Not nearly as fun or comfortable as it looks in the movies 😉
Speechless – I am a married woman with no TV – so no fantasy comment from me!
Well now, with proper care, thought and preparation there is no reason SOTB
cannot be fun and scheduled along with a meteor shower. BTW, the mile high
club is not such an exclusive club. Just more difficult to accomplish unless both
parties are openly daring. Sounds like the Doc on the show needed a hot oatmeal
bath for a few days. If you ever have the itch there, try a hot oatmeal bath!
Too funny…
This Boy Scout’s motto is “Be prepared”…the right beach towel, beach…stay away from ones on too much of an angle, distance from the dunes, and proximity to the water make all the difference.
What? I was young once!
Too funny! and I’m with Sue and Doreen – it sounds like a perfect name for a tropical drink!
I’m with Carmen –> SOTB is like the Mile High Club — fun in theory, but logistically challenging.
I don’t want to give too much information away on your blog, but the key is not lying directly on the sand.;-) That used to be my favorite drink, by the way.